Brian McLaren Imagines He Knows Jesus

Brian McLaren thinks he knows Jesus, but it is just his imagination. As a matter of fact Brian loves to imagine that he understands Scripture, but again it is only his imagination. Brian, in his imagination thinks he can manipulate God’s Word as if it were silly putty.  God’s Word, in the hands of Brian McLaren, can become whatever he wants it to become. Let me illustrate. Below, Brian puts words into the mouth of Jesus, that Jesus would never have spoken. He models Jesus as a liberal theologian by twisting His words into the words of a mere man. Brian McLaren is dangerous, and no friend of Jesus. Brian McLaren’s father is Satan, the saint of silly putty.

A Fantasy of Brian McLaren
One evening, Jesus went on the Chris Matthews show and a large audience was viewing. As he sat down for the interview, Chris introduced a group of religious right leaders. They brought with them a man caught violating the don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy in the military. They made him stand before the camera and said to Jesus, “This man was caught admitting that he was gay. The Law of Moses commanded us to stone such men, and military law demands that he be court-martialed. We don’t want to kill this man: all we are interested in doing is passing a law that would criminalize such behavior in the military and in all of society. What do you say? Do you support our pro-family agenda?” Jesus leaned over and wrote on the desk with his finger. The Family Research Council representative pressed harder, “Don’t you agree that we should outlaw gay behavior? Don’t you agree that the Supreme Court decision in Lawrence v. Texas which overturned the sodomy laws in this country was wrongly decided? Would you dare to deny that there is a place for criminal sanctions against homosexual behavior?” Jesus kept writing on the desk and didn’t respond. Finally, Chris Matthews said, “Well, Sir, what do you say? They’ve asked you a question. How do you respond?” Jesus sat up straight, looked directly into the camera, and said, “Just one thing. Let the one among you who is without sin cast the first vote against this man.” Even if you agree with the Family Research Council on the issue of homosexuality, and even if you’re worried about slippery slopes when it comes to human sexuality, I think you’ll agree: there’s another slippery slope that’s equally easy to slide down, and that’s the slide into the kind of Pharisaical religiosity that attempts to make people behave “morally” through the threat of exclusion, intimidation and legislation.

Whoa!! Steady Nell, whoa there! Whoa! Brian McLaren has just shown his cards to the whole table, and by deliberately putting this lie into the mouth of Jesus shows to the whole world that his agenda, his measly little manmade plan, is more important than getting Jesus’ words correct, is more important than honoring Jesus’ truth about sinful living. Brian is attempting to force Jesus to conform to his own gospel; what a perversion!. In this little bit of stagecraft Brian makes Jesus agree with him, that the sin of homosexuality is O.K., when Jesus doesn’t even come close. The sad thing is that Brian knows exactly what he is doing, and intentionally puts a lie into the mouth of Jesus. This is not only a perversion it is heresy. In this story, it is not so much what Brian adds to it, while he twist it out of context, but rather what he leaves out completely, the instructions Jesus gives the sinner; what he leaves unsaid, is more important than what does say. Brian would lead his little lambs to believe that Jesus would have condoned the sin of adultery in the woman who was brought to Him by the Pharisees in John 8:10,11, by leaving out these important word of our Savior, “When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.. By leaving off these very important words, who is Brian copying, Jesus? No, Brian is not copying Jesus, he is copying Satan the Deceiver, the Liar. This is the same tactic used against Eve in the Garden, and it is no different here. It was meant to deceive then, and it is meant to deceive now, and always. The Liberals have perfected this piece of theater; it is literally, as old as the hills, but it still works against those in darkness. Would Jesus really have left off these important words if the person before Him would have been a Gay person instead of an adulterous woman? We both know He would not have just said, “I forgive you, now go on about your sinful ways.” Jesus’ demands on all of our lives is to “go and sin no more.” We are never admonished to remain where we are, but to move ever closer to Him, and away from our perversions and sins. We can not pander to sin. Where is righteousness and holiness? Not in the camp of the Liberal theologians. Thank you Brian McLaren for tipping your hand once again. Steve Blackwell

3 replies on “Brian McLaren Imagines He Knows Jesus”

"This is not only a perversion. it is heresy". It sure is. Maybe even blasphemy.
I wish there was a handy term to describe this sort of argumentation, where you subtly twist the argument in a very emotive story.  I have an almost visceral reaction to this kind of argumentation but usually can't analyze it quick enough to respond on the spot. You did a good clear job of pointing out the problem. I don't suppose Brian will ever read it though….


Thanks for the response. I’m quite sure Brian will not read the article, but it wasn’t for him anyway. The article was to warn unsuspecting sheep from wandering into dangerous pastures.

Brian is a sly devil and his writing style attracts the new naive Christians of today. His message is heavily tainted by the poison of liberalism, and he makes no effort to mask it. Something as obvious as Brian’s heresy should be likewise obvious to his readers, but it is not, and so goes the state of the Church in general. They have ingested so much of the wishy-washy gospel of the organized Church that Brian and his partners feel they can now handle larger doses, and large doses they are; they barely even hide the fact that they are anti-christ.

Blessing to you, and be very careful,

Steve Blackwell

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